She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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