singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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