dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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