ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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