i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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