Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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