no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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