road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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