I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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