y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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