all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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