there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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