I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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