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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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