I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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