When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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