I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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