I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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