Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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