just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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