TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
