do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
