so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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