this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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