She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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