Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
