So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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