is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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