I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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