I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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