i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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