Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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