Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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