I just cut my nipple shaving
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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