My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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