Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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