Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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