Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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