idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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