Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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