After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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