i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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