dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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