Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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