my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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