Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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