My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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