Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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