Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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