Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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