I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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