Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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