Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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